10 Cringe Inducing Quotes from Fifty Shades of Grey

"Laters, baby." - Please stop. Just no.
"I want to chase the dawn with you" - Queue eye roll.
"I dont make love, i f-ck...hard" - File under things that people say to overcompensate.
"I want to show you my playroom" - Uhh, creepy much?
"Let me touch you!" - #AWKWARD
"I'm fifty shades of f--ked up" - I'm going to need botox for how hard this made me cringe.
"I'm a very wealthy man, Miss Steele, and I have expensive and absorbing hobbies." - AKA I'm arrogant, self-obsessed, and overcompensating,
"I found some baby oil. Let me rub it on your behind." - El-Oh-El.
"I feel like Icarus flying too close to the sun." - Was really hard not to gag.
"I thought it was chocolate hot fudge brownie sex that we had, with a cherry on top. But hey, what do I know?" - Potentially the most awkward thing that’s ever been written, ever.
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The buzz surrounding “Fifty Shades of Grey” is still standing strong, and after finally watching a bootleg copy of the film (because TBH why would anyone pay for it) I have to say it was probably the most awkward film I’ve ever seen. And no, I’m not talking about the sex scenes. I’m talking about Christian Grey’s terrible one liners combined with Anastasia Steele’s painfully tragic/desperate pining. Seriously, the dialogue is far more painful than anything in the ‘red room of pain’––I’m wincing just writing about it.

Cringe and cry with these 10 AWKWARD quotes from everyone’s favorite piece of smut.

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